"Say, Gerry...
what were you doing this morning in front
of Wrigley Field? I thought
you went to the game last night."

"...who me? Wrigley Field?
I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Hi, yes, I bought this $42 hot dog last night from a vendor who said it was autographed by Sammy Sosa. For some reason I can't seem to find his autograph anywhere..."

Check out some photos from
the 1998 Nathan's National Hot Dog Eating Contest