Kevin Miller takes a photo of himself and Beyer.
Why is it when you or I try this, we end up
with an out-of focus photo of The Schmoo?

Patak (l.) and Choi (r.), asking themselves,
"What the hell are we doing in Alfred University?"

Beyer, as he suddenly realizes his entire life
has been secretly televised worldwide
as a 24-hour-a-day hit TV show, "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Patak and Beyer pretending to film an Alfred student
who insisted he was the first college male
to ever wear a baseball cap backwards while wearing flannel.