"Gerry is hard to describe, really.
He's part genius, part tall and skinny guy..."

"...but more than anything else, Gerry's a jerk
for taking the van and leaving me stranded here.
I bet he's selling the t-shirts for drinking money."

"Footlong, t-shirts!
Papa's thirsty, get them while they're hot!"

Gerry and Chris in Chicago?